Trump is the village idiot that should spend some time in the stockade
Trump is so bad as President that not only should he be impeached but he should also be put into some kind of medieval stockade where his head and hands are locked up. Then people can come by and throw tomatoes at him or some kind of imported fruit from Mexico, maybe avocados, thrown by illegal immigrants from south of the border?
This would be an excellent way to make the money back that we spend on flying this asshole to his golf courses? He could then re-imburse the cost of all the secret service agents that have to protect the guy and perhaps even make a small profit for the people. I figure $200,000 per throw at this village idiot would easily bring 10x that amount. A lot of people would sell their houses or retirement fund just for this opportunity!
Of course we should start by giving the Senate the first opportunity to throw fruit at him. We can start off with the Democratic Senators, all of whom would be present. And then we would give some Republicans the chance to get their leader too. After some time, the House of Representatives would be given the opportunity to redress some of their grievances? Paul Ryan could be given special permission for mud slinging and some black members of congress can be given watermelons to hurl?
Of course for those that are too genteel to throw hard avocados or watermelons, we can also give them beanie bags that they could fling at his hair. If enough people score a direct hit, then his toupee would eventually come off and we can finally see his antenna.That's right. Trump had an antenna implanted underneath his hairpiece by the Russians back in 2016.
They were completely controlling him from the beginning and Trump did their bidding. His last trip to Moscow was for maintanence on the control unit underneath his scalp. The CIA has long heard rumors that he was being controlled by some Russian hackers and they are true! The only other explanation could be that another intelligence is making him act bizarre...perhaps an extra-terrestrial entity?
This would be an excellent way to make the money back that we spend on flying this asshole to his golf courses? He could then re-imburse the cost of all the secret service agents that have to protect the guy and perhaps even make a small profit for the people. I figure $200,000 per throw at this village idiot would easily bring 10x that amount. A lot of people would sell their houses or retirement fund just for this opportunity!
Of course we should start by giving the Senate the first opportunity to throw fruit at him. We can start off with the Democratic Senators, all of whom would be present. And then we would give some Republicans the chance to get their leader too. After some time, the House of Representatives would be given the opportunity to redress some of their grievances? Paul Ryan could be given special permission for mud slinging and some black members of congress can be given watermelons to hurl?
Of course for those that are too genteel to throw hard avocados or watermelons, we can also give them beanie bags that they could fling at his hair. If enough people score a direct hit, then his toupee would eventually come off and we can finally see his antenna.That's right. Trump had an antenna implanted underneath his hairpiece by the Russians back in 2016.
They were completely controlling him from the beginning and Trump did their bidding. His last trip to Moscow was for maintanence on the control unit underneath his scalp. The CIA has long heard rumors that he was being controlled by some Russian hackers and they are true! The only other explanation could be that another intelligence is making him act bizarre...perhaps an extra-terrestrial entity?
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