Trumps double life as cross dressing hooker in Miami
Well I just heard that Trump is a closet drag queen. On Saturday nights he raids the closet of his model wife for high heels, a tight dress, and possibly a feather boa. Then he dolls on the makeup and stands in the mirror admiring himself, shaking his tootsie and licking his lips. After that, a black Rolls with darkened windows takes him to the seedy part of Miami and lo and behold the 70 year old queen is strutting her stuff!
I know this because i was hunting for a slutty hoe for a quick one a couple of weeks ago. The walk up and down Coconut Blvd was ok and then around 2pm I spotted a big woman with high heels and a pink boa from the back. I approached this lady and said my usual salutation:
"Hey babe, what's shakin'?"
When the lady turned around I was splashed with orange in her face. Flaking, peeling, floating and then drifting away like dandruff. For a moment I was coughing but then I got myself together and just stood there with my mouth open. I noticed a really white pair of false teeth and right above her eyebrows there was a receding hair line. A gaudy set of pearls and smeared on makeup completed her "look".
"Ooops! I beg your pardon ma'am I thought you were somebody else."
Ok that's the dumbest excuse but its all I cold think of on the spot and I slowly began to walk away.
I know this because i was hunting for a slutty hoe for a quick one a couple of weeks ago. The walk up and down Coconut Blvd was ok and then around 2pm I spotted a big woman with high heels and a pink boa from the back. I approached this lady and said my usual salutation:
"Hey babe, what's shakin'?"
When the lady turned around I was splashed with orange in her face. Flaking, peeling, floating and then drifting away like dandruff. For a moment I was coughing but then I got myself together and just stood there with my mouth open. I noticed a really white pair of false teeth and right above her eyebrows there was a receding hair line. A gaudy set of pearls and smeared on makeup completed her "look".
"Ooops! I beg your pardon ma'am I thought you were somebody else."
Ok that's the dumbest excuse but its all I cold think of on the spot and I slowly began to walk away.
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