Why dont people masturbate more?

Why don’t people masturbate more often? It is a great way to relieve a lot of tension and unwanted pressure. There’s even a website for it that promotes the activity. So what are you waiting for? Get out there with a bang and without a bang and start your own fire. Light your own ecstasy. Bring on the fun, turn the lights low; start with some lube and most important:  keep it quiet. The neighbors will complain.